what happens in vegas doesn't stay in vegas

last memorial day weekend we all went to vegas to celebrate jack and ellen's birthday. haeran won $250 but spent it all on lap dances from a stripper named chico at olympic gardens. we had to drag her out of there because she kept trying to touch him. jack boozed it up and threw up all over the blackjack tables. the dealer wasn't pleased and jack was escorted out of wynn hotel screaming/singing, "baby, i got your money!" gee took to smoking and drinking quietly in the corner of the kitchen huddled in the fetal position. paigie stole tons of shrimp cocktail from the rio seafood buffet and pretended to set them free in our hotel bathtub. ellen began a career as a vegas showgirl and now wears exclusively feathers. she goes by the name bongquitha can cans. i bought about 10 escorts and now i think i have syphilis. all in all, it was a good time. except for the syphilis.