Dear Pluto

Dear Pluto,

I'm sorry you are no longer considered a planet. I can't say you were my favorite planet, but I will miss you nonetheless. I will forever cherish my childhood memories of a 9 planet solar system. It's all that Xena's fault, stirring up controversy. Stupid bitch! And pretty soon Mars is going to get all the attention since it's so close to Earth tomorrow... and then apparently that's going to be the home of the Transformers in next year's movie... Anyway, best of luck

Ryan