Signs of Life

Observations and discoveries from my time off...

:: I hate this new hands free law. I swear I'm going to get into an accident because I'm either trying to play with my sidekick's sucky speakerphone or I'm too busy looking for cops while I'm talking quickly on the phone. I hope I find a new cell soon!

:: Beach volleyball hurts. I don't know how my brother in law plays all the time. My hands are slightly bruised and I think I pulled something in my arm. And Ian popped his hip out of his socket and bit his tongue. It's a vicious sport. Or maybe it's just vicious when you suck.

:: Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe I will, too? Speaking of Katy, I can't stop singing this line to myself "Ur so gay and you don't even like boys..."

:: I had the misfortune to see the infamous video, "Two Girls and One Cup." SO GROSS. I feel like I just saw the video from "The Ring" and I'm going to die in seven days. Chris... buddy... you are no longer my friend for showing me that!

:: I'm disappointed in myself for liking the new Pussycat Dolls song. It's all attitude and no melody, but... when I saw the MTV Movie Award performance where they gyrated around with so much conviction, I couldn't help but fall in love with it... "When I grow up, I wanna have boobies..."

:: Went to Tigerheat at Avalon. It was loud and gay and sweaty, and really, what more can you ask for? I was fascinated by this white guy who was either a really bad dancer or a really good one. It's a fine line. I walked away with a free glowy bracelet so bonus points for the night.

:: I really wanna go back to the Laguna gay beach I went to on the 4th of July. Seriously, every guy had the body of an Adonis. And many guys wore swim trunks/speedos so tight, you could identify his religion just by looking down.

:: Was at a gas station with a friend. This homeless woman asked him for 51 cents and he said he didn't have it. A few minutes later he hears a woman shouting to her husband:
Woman: I ain't giving her no 51 cents! I'm paying $5 a gallon and she has the NERVE to ask for 51 cents? Hell no!
Husband: Honey, give her 51 cents.
Woman: She can buy me a new car and then I'll give her the 51 cents.



A pic from Cabo.








I forgot about this pic from earlier this summer. At Hadley's grad party, we ended up talking to this cute straight guy. He did this weird "trick"... see below.




Heehee. Funny.