average day

today was a ho-hum day. on the way to work, i stopped to help an old woman cross the street. while sitting on the off-ramp waiting for the light to change, i gave a homeless man $100 and some nifty hygiene tips. at work, i found a way to save the show $1 million. everyone lifted me on their shoulders and sang, "for he's a jolly good fellow." i had lunch with caroline and rick from casting. caroline started to choke on her fish, so i gave her the heimlich and saved her life. on the way home from work, i saved a kitten from a tree. now i'm chatting with davey, and i think we've just found a cure for AIDS. such a boring day.