a boy named ryker

if i had a split personality, i think his name would be ryker. i think he would have longer hair and wear black leather pants. he would insist i go to the gym more often and get a barbed wire tattoo across my arm. he would be brash, but charming, say things like "fuck it" but also "thanks, ma'am." he might even have a black cowboy hat. and an eye patch. as caroline's friend pat once said, "ho's dig the eye patch." eventually ryker and i would duke it out over control of my mind. the fight is possibly triggered by my anal-retentive need to put my cds in order by year and then alphabetically. either one of my personalities will have to die, or maybe they can be integrated. sharlene frame on "another world" integrated sharlene (who was a homely farm girl) and sharly (who was a trick ass ho). sharlene became a more well-rounded person and stopped wearing her hair in a bun. i think that's what i would like to happen to me. if i had a split personality.