Vega$: A Numbers Game

121 degree heat + me = :(

4 hour drive X 2 = trip to vegas. btw, it was still 110 degrees at midnight.

$20 = hot guy lapdance = happy billie. btw, he had really soft skin.

$27 - $5 coupon = really, really good buffet at rio world carnival. gelato, bananas fosters... almost as fantasy-inducing as the hot stripper.

9.5 = total number of people who went (billie, christine, ellen, eric, ernesto, haeran, james, paigie and ryan. ernesto's friend is .5 since we really didn't see him much.)

2 = number of hours it took haeran to get plastered at the paigow table.

30 = the number of minutes billie, christine and i waited outside a restroom waiting for ernesto... who wasn't even in there!

25 = dollar amount i lost (i still love you, wheel of fortune, my evil, seductive mistress, you.)

priceless = the look on billie's face when she saw the "gift" i bought her