3 Q's

Quote: "Fine! I'll just sit and play with my ball!" -- my nephew Taylor, sitting down in a huff to play with a ball on a string when told he couldn't go outside.

Question: Can I accept a free piano from someone who I don't particularly like and still have integrity? Is it really such a bad thing to lie to guys about having a boyfriend to avoid having to say I don't want to date them? Should I feel bad about the water I wasted last night when I washed my hair just so that I could restyle it after a failed attempt? I think my Axe deodorant spray is in an aersol can... does that deplete the ozone layer? Is there still a big hole in it? And is the greater sin destroying the environment... or smelling bad? My vote is for the latter.

Q-tip: Don't run with scissors.