In my inbox...
i collected my spam mail for a day or two and this is what i got:
::Jess Malone wants to offer me fast, professional service. I'm not sure what the service is, but if it's what I'm thinking, "fast" isn't a good thing.
::Amazing Computer wants to send me a free Hewlett Packard Laptop! I can't wait to receive it! I'm so lucky!
::I was informed that "you don't need to be fat!" Well, I don't NEED to be fat, but I believe that's a personal life-style choice I'd like to pursue.
::Norris sent me something for my eyes only. I wonder if it's top secret government information...
::Prince Woma says, "Please, I need your help." I'm flattered. I wonder if I can get a gold crown out of this...
::Out of Liabilities is offering "hard girls for your fullfillness." First of all, fullfillness is NOT a word. And why would I want them hard? Gross!
::Jess Malone wants to offer me fast, professional service. I'm not sure what the service is, but if it's what I'm thinking, "fast" isn't a good thing.
::Amazing Computer wants to send me a free Hewlett Packard Laptop! I can't wait to receive it! I'm so lucky!
::I was informed that "you don't need to be fat!" Well, I don't NEED to be fat, but I believe that's a personal life-style choice I'd like to pursue.
::Norris sent me something for my eyes only. I wonder if it's top secret government information...
::Prince Woma says, "Please, I need your help." I'm flattered. I wonder if I can get a gold crown out of this...
::Out of Liabilities is offering "hard girls for your fullfillness." First of all, fullfillness is NOT a word. And why would I want them hard? Gross!
posted by Ryan at
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