IM Conversation with Nathan Dalton

This is how it actually started... and really, that's how all our conversations start.

crankmonkey40: skunt
rybry7: errr
rybry7: that's not a word
crankmonkey40: so
crankmonkey40: It describes you perfectly
rybry7: you know what describes you perfectly? cunt
crankmonkey40: you mean "scunt"
rybry7: are you drunk?
crankmonkey40: nope...
crankmonkey40: well...
crankmonkey40: little
rybry7: you might as well use it as an excuse for your "scunt"
rybry7: were you drinking in the dark by yourself again or did you try drinking out with people this time?
crankmonkey40: people scare me
rybry7: i think, more accurately, you scare people
crankmonkey40: I scare them by being scared
rybry7: no, you scare them with your socially unacceptable behavior.
rybry7: i partook in jessica's new business venture... creative memories...
crankmonkey40: jessica's new business venture?
rybry7: creative memories. she sells photo albums. and memories.
crankmonkey40: real memories?
rybry7: i prefer fake memories. like actually having a good time hanging out with you. those are better than reality
crankmonkey40: That cut deep
rybry7: btw, i just saw the devil wears prada for the second time tonight. that is such a fun movie.
crankmonkey40: great.
crankmonkey40: I need to see it though.
crankmonkey40: immediately
rybry7: you do
rybry7: why do you think i recommended it to you?
crankmonkey40: So I won't see it.. duh
rybry7: i never use reverse psychology on you... hey, let's hang out!
crankmonkey40: NO WAY!!!!!
crankmonkey40: damn
rybry7: ;)
crankmonkey40: I'm in love with Anne Hathaway
rybry7: i am too!
crankmonkey40: Let's gang bang her
crankmonkey40: Oh my god. Greatest song in the world -- "a public affair"
rybry7: lol... i actually don't think it's so bad...
rybry7: i can't wait to see the all-star video...
crankmonkey40: I'm not kidding. I love it more than I've loved anything in recent memory.
rybry7: even more than yourself?
crankmonkey40: Oh yeah!
crankmonkey40: I hate me
crankmonkey40: the title's ironic though...
rybry7: how so?
crankmonkey40: considering Nick (whatever his last name is) had a public affair on her
rybry7: oh. i guess. that's stretching irony isn't it?
crankmonkey40: no.
crankmonkey40: trust me, I'm the judge on irony stretching
crankmonkey40: I rule in my favor
crankmonkey40: slut
rybry7: i object!
crankmonkey40: OVERRULED!!!
crankmonkey40: You know what else is ironic?
crankmonkey40: You're asian
rybry7: and that's ironic, how???
crankmonkey40: You're in contempt!
crankmonkey40: If you can't tell, I just watched Law & order
rybry7: you're out of order!
rybry7: or something
crankmonkey40: SKUNT!!