30 Rock Rocks

I'm about half-way through the first season of "30 Rock" and after an uneven start, the series is really picking up. I think I hit the trifecta of really funny episodes -- "Black Tie," "Up All Night" and "The C Word."

Some funny quotes...

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

Tracy Jordan: I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Liz (telling off her staff after a sleepless night of watching a Designing Women marathon): If any of you ever call me that horrible word again, I will fire you... And you will never alter drapes in Atlanta again! Because you do NOT cross a Sugarbaker woman!... I'm so tired.

Bianca (after Jack says he wants the Arby's he and his wife own in his divorce settlement): Damnit, Johnny! You know how much I love my big beef and cheddar!

And I tried to embed this video, but it didn't work, so here's the link....

http://www.nbc.com/30_Rock/video/clips/therapy-jack-style/172993/